Comments on: flying low

By: Suziboo

Suziboo — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 13:18:23 +0000

I would have said as loudly as possible “Regardez messieurs-dames! Le gentil monsieur assis la bas nous montre tous son petit zizi!!”(or ” sa petite bite”, if you prefer to be obscene). It is also important to point at the man in question. They need to be humiliated.
When some creep started touching me up on the metro a while back I used the same tactic- I grabbed the wandering hand, held it high in the air and asked who it belonged to as I had just found it on my arse. I had had enough of pretending not to notice and the horrified offender got off at the next stop. Ha!:twisted:

By: anna

anna — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:11:09 +0000

Eww! In Frankfurt Germany I just get the loud, talking to themselves, homeless reeking drunks. Fun. (btw, I’ve been known to go a couple of stops past my station too because I was reading - heh).

By: cass

cass — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:10:49 +0000

Scary–and nasty!

By: Hairy

Hairy — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:10:13 +0000

Wow …
being a guy these things don’t happen to me. You sounded very calm about it.
Living in the sleepy south of France near Toulouse in a village where everyone knows everyone these things don’t seem to happen.
In fact, the big event in our village was 3 years ago now, when somebody set fire to a plastic waste bin. We had a photo in the village newspaper of a melted bin !
Keep smilin’ and don’t forget the scissors in the bag in case he re-appears.
Cheers!

By: Claypot

Claypot — Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:09:48 +0000

This is a natural lead-on from the kinky baguettes isn’t it? Pity you didn’t have a knife in your bag…